Tips for being top of the class (sadly Tom did None of these things): 1. Stay awake in lessons (it helps) 2. Don't draw hilarious pictures of your teachers. 3. Avoid the class bully to stay out of trouble. Tom is trying to get voted onto the school council- but thanks to the above list it's not exactly going to plan. 9+ From the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize!